Tomorrow marks a week since my husband went under arthroscope (this fancy medical stuff these days takes the punch out of my writing because I can’t say “the knife”) to have bone shaved away from his shoulder and repair his rotator cuff. Just a minor procedure really that only has him laid up for 12 weeks and in this contraption for six weeks!
Yes, this is the sling my husband must live in – day and night until March 25!
When he told me he would be in a sling I envisioned the soft, flimsy version most people are burdened with in the unfortunate event they twist, turn or pull their arm/shoulder the wrong way.
When I met him in post-op and saw his arm propped up to the height of his chin with the bulky sling on it, I thought, “Holy shit! That thing is no joke!”
He is doing well considering…
He went through 30 Vicodin in five days so yeah, I’d say his pain is manageable. He has two working feet and legs so I don’t let him get away with playing the handicap card much. His one good arm is still good for doing daily household chores like folding laundry, vacuuming, dusting and unloading the dishwasher. He can sleep (somewhat) so he has no excuse for a mid-day nap. He can very easily fit his average size body in our average size bath tub so there’s no need for me to help him twist, turn and squeeze into the 3’’ of water he can easily give himself a sponge bath with. Oh, and he can easily shovel snow so there was no need for me to shovel 2’’ of snow this morning at 6:30 before leaving for work.
All-in-all rotator cuff surgery is a walk in the park for both the patient and nurse! I’d recommend it to everyone!
If it isn’t blaringly apparent to you, I should note, I have a tendency to be sarcastic. Most often it’s my way of dealing with life!
No joke though, Tim is doing well and so am I. His prognosis is already looking good, not 12 weeks recovery to 8 weeks good, but we will take it over the alternative! He has been a super patient but I believe cabin fever is beginning to set in so I’m hoping he doesn’t turn all Jack Nicholas in the Shining on me!
I’ve enjoyed (and that’s no joke) being able to help him. Luckily, I do not have one of those, “Ohhhhhhh-I- ammmmmm-soooooo-siiiiiiick” husbands who can’t blink his eyes on his own when he’s not feeling well. It’s hard for him to accept my help, especially if it is something he can really do for himself but I keep telling him, “Enjoy it!”
I’m sure in a few more days I will get fed up with filling his water cup, putting pillows under his arm, walking across the house to give him his phone or opening his pill bottles but for now I’ll play the good wife and take care of my husband-patient! There was a clause in the “in sickness and in health” part of our wedding vows declaring I was only obligated to be there for sickness for two weeks max. After that, I’m free to bail!